Random Thoughts V

- Ever feel like working out in your own home with an electronic yet still sarcastic and snappy personal trainer? Then Wii Fit is for you!!! My brother plays Wii Fit a lot, I'm not sure why, it looks extremely boring. The most interesting feature in the Wii Fit is that it comes fully equipped with, well...an attitude. When you start it up after not playing for a while, it says things like "Hey, looks like someone's been slacking off". Woah! Back off, Wii Fit! The Wii Fit is really big on balance, for some reason (not sure what having good balance has to do with anything). When analyzing your balance, the Wii Fit really takes the opportunity to mock you with things like "Do you trip over the sidewalk when you walk?". After a conversation about this, my brother and I tried to think of the meanest and funniest thing to hear from the Wii Fit. Best we came up with: "Someone should think about putting the fork down between bites".

- In my kitchen, we have a stainless steel refridgerator. It looks nice and all, and works fine as far as I know. Only problem: It's not magnetic. I didn't know they made non-magnetic fridges! Why would you buy something like that? Where else do you put your magnets? Seriously...name one other place you put magnets.

- How do they make bubble wrap? Don't just read this point and blow past it. Stop. Think about it.........weird, huh?

- In my opinion, there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who sit and watch the credits after a movie and those who don't. I do. I feel like that is a great moment to think about, like, where are all these people going? It's not like they all have to be somewhere. What's the rush? Sit down, relax, life is too short to rush out of movie theaters.

-Married people wear rings. Tradition says that they do this to signify the bond between the husband and wife, but it's really just so someone who's checking them out can know ahead of time whether they're single or not. Well, in that sense, I think that everyone in a relationship should have some sort of physical evidence. Like, if I see an attractive girl, I'd want to know if they were single or not before I talked to them. Is this a ridiculous idea?

- Last semester, I had an 8:30 class on Tuesdays and Thursdays. They were absolute hell. Each Tuesday and Thursday came with the experience of waking up at 7:40, trying to wake up my still sleeping roommate, meeting my buddy for coffee, and heading to class, all the while wondering how it is that I'm awake at such an ungodly hour. Then I remembered that, in high school, I woke up at 6:30 every day and was at school by 7:30. How is that possible? Why don't I remember that sucking so much?

- I have to bring this one up. There has been lots of talk of decades lately. Summing up the past decade, best this and worst that of the decade, first day of a new decade, etc. But I'm getting mixed signals, I'm being told by some that the new decade doesn't start until 2011, yet everyone else is acting like a new decade started yesterday. How can we get an official ruling on this? Is there one that everyone is ignoring? I need to know these things.

- A few more New Year's notes: Firstly, everyone sits around at midnight and watches The Ball drop. Does The Ball have a name? It's just "The Ball". How has it not been bought yet? How has it not become, say, sitting around and watching the Comcast New Year's Ball drop? This just seems too obvious to me. The Ball. So weird. Also, after midnight, they showed on TV the celebrations from around the world. Other countries had lots of fireworks, Hong Kong shot fireworks off of every skyscraper, London had an enormous fireworks show, things like that. In America....we watch a shiny ball slowly descend down a pole. How exciting. Well done, America.